January 2012
Jan 27th
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A man who could make me feel as sore as my bike does would be nice.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Living in an area that is close enough for Chinese food delivery will be the death of my bank account.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I need...
to get laid.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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I work in customer service
Today I took a call from the absolute worst person I have ever spoken to in my 7+ years working in this industry. This 10 minute phone call conversation is my personal equivalent to the depths of hell. I’m half convinced the woman calling was the devil herself. Basically she was repeatedly demanding that I break protocol and do something I am paid NOT to do. During these 10 eternal minutes...
Jan 14th
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30 Literary Quotes That Just Might Get You Laid →
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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College: Day 1
I’m sitting in General Psychology and I cant help but feel like I’m in a modern day version of John Hughes “The Breakfast Club”. A young guy just walked into class wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off as to accentuate his well toned arms. He looked the class in their face and made some sort of grunting noise. Like an animal in the wild trying the prove he is the alpha...
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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“Like a mermaid in sea-weed, she dreams awake, trembling in her soft and chilly...”
– John Keats (via thesleepingfawn)
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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A List of Don'ts for Women on Bicycles circa 1895... →
nevver: Don’t be a fright. Don’t faint on the road. Don’t wear a man’s cap. Don’t wear tight garters. Don’et forget your toolbag Don’t attempt a “century.” Don’t coast. It is dangerous. Don’t boast of your long rides. Don’t criticize people’s “legs.” Don’t wear loud hued leggings. Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face.” Don’t refuse assistance up a hill. Don’t wear clothes that don’t fit. ...
Jan 4th
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