January 2012
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A man who could make me feel as sore as my bike does would be nice.
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Living in an area that is close enough for Chinese food delivery will be the death of my bank account.
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I need...
to get laid.
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I work in customer service
Today I took a call from the absolute worst person I have ever spoken to in my 7+ years working in this industry. This 10 minute phone call conversation is my personal equivalent to the depths of hell. I’m half convinced the woman calling was the devil herself. Basically she was repeatedly demanding that I break protocol and do something I am paid NOT to do. During these 10 eternal minutes...
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30 Literary Quotes That Just Might Get You Laid →
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College: Day 1
I’m sitting in General Psychology and I cant help but feel like I’m in a modern day version of John Hughes “The Breakfast Club”.
A young guy just walked into class wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off as to accentuate his well toned arms. He looked the class in their face and made some sort of grunting noise. Like an animal in the wild trying the prove he is the alpha...
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“Like a mermaid in sea-weed, she dreams awake, trembling in her soft and chilly...”
– John Keats (via thesleepingfawn)
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A List of Don'ts for Women on Bicycles circa 1895... →
nevver:
Don’t be a fright.
Don’t faint on the road.
Don’t wear a man’s cap.
Don’t wear tight garters.
Don’et forget your toolbag
Don’t attempt a “century.”
Don’t coast. It is dangerous.
Don’t boast of your long rides.
Don’t criticize people’s “legs.”
Don’t wear loud hued leggings.
Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face.”
Don’t refuse assistance up a hill.
Don’t wear clothes that don’t fit.
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